The Biggest Loser From The Mitchell Report

I posed this question to Red Sox/Yankee fans over the office e-mail group today, but who else thinks it's a lock that Clemens is the first player to go into the Hall of Fame with '$$$' on his hat? If I had any Photoshop skill(z), I'd have replaced that repulsive Yankee logo with a much more appropriate hat for The Mercenary.