Sunday, January 27, 2008

I, For One, Welcome Our New Zombie Overlord

The Super Bowl bye week is just plain awful. I have done my best to pay attention to absolutely nothing that has been said or reported this week regarding the game next Sunday, because there's nothing relevant to talk about so far in advance. Brady's ankle? No one who knows the truth about it is going to tell you the truth about it, so why bother? Chargers players calling out the Patriots for playing dirty? Them's some sour, immature grapes. Giants executives quietly guaranteeing victory? What executive in his right mind would tell you he thinks his team isn't going to win?

Anyway, after reading this, I have decided I much prefer fake reports, mostly because there's at least a 10% chance some idiot at ESPN will think something like this might be true and run with it. I can just imagine John Clayton and Sean Salisbury arguing over the merits and faults of Zombie Brady's game on a 3 hour Sportscenter Zombie Special.

P.S. I wish I had named my blog "Your Face Is A Sports Blog". I really, really do.

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